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I have spent so many hours studying for this accounting test that I could probably piece together a multi-step income statement using two adding machine tapes and an I.O.U. scribbled on a bar napkin.

This is probably going to be the longest post ever in any blog in the history of the universe. I've had an ongoing email over the past couple years with two of my childhood friends in which we post a verse, a chorus, or even just a line from a song. We have covered Britney to Outkast to Broadway to Handel. If you have a couple hours during which you don't know what to do with your life, maybe you'll be interested to read its contents and try to name the songs. Or not. Your choice. Here goes:

1. you know I'm not gonna dis you on the internet

2. I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic

3. watch him as he goes

4. She has got so much to offer, why does she waste all her time with me?

5. to a guy in Kentucky I'm Mr. Unlucky
and I'm known throughout England and France

6. It's jus one a dem days

7. I don't get down on the first night

8. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, it's better than yours

9. I don't know what to do
I'm always in the dark
Living in a powderkeg
And givin off sparks

10. Don't want to meet your daddy
Just want you in my caddy

11. alright alright alright alright alright alright
alright alright alright alright alright alright
alright alright alright alright alright alright

12. You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fuckin' tread the ground I'm walking on

13. Shake it like a polaroid picture

14. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

15. like a little girl cries in the face of a monster that lives in her dreams

16. I'm-a take-a you on

17. For the lord God omnipotent reigneth

18. Just take those old records off the shelf
I sit and listen to them by myself

19. I want to be the girl with the most cake.

20. sixteen candles down the drain

21. Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die
Than give you control

22. I can show you the world
Shining shimmering splendid

23. i miss you
i love you

24. go shorty it's your birthday
we're gonna party like it's your birthday
we're gonna sip bacardi like it's your birthday
and you know we don't give a fuck cuz it's your birthday

25. We both lie silently still in the dead of the night
Although we both lie close together we feel
miles apart inside

26. don't be fooled, don't be flattered
it's not like you ever mattered (not to me)
rick james was the original superfreak

27. why don't you and i get together
and take on the world and be together forever
heads we will and tails we'll try again

28. There's a face that we wear til the night time appears
and what's hiding inside behind all of our fears
Is our true self

29. I see you blowing me a kiss
it doesn't take a scientist
to understand what's going on, baby
if you see something in my eye
let's not overanalyze
don't go to deep with it baby

30. You say it's been too long
since you
had some

31. black cat nine lives
short days long nights
living on the edge
not afraid to die

32. That's when I knew
That I could never have you
I knew that before you did
Still I'm the one who's stupid

33. I've walked so tall ascending I stand so high
Earth below me revolving above the sky
I feel no fear to be here is oh so fine
shining brightly like sunlight inside my mind

34. party people as your party tag team is through
whoop there it is I thought you knew

35. I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now
don't you know I still believe that you will be here
and give me a sign

36. She's 'fraid of the dark so I have to park
Outside of her door till it's light
She says if I try to kiss her she'll cry
I dry her tears all through the night

37. Do the diddy diddy if you want to
Because then I see if I want you

38. I wanna tell her that I love her
but the point is probably moot

39. Rain rain on my face
Hasn't stopped raining for days
My world is a flood
slowly I become one with the mud.

40. It seems we stood and talked like this before
We looked at each other in the same way then
but I can't remember where or when

41. your neverending spree of death and violence and hate
is gonna tie your own rope tie your own rope tie your own
HEY

42. I will treat you well
My sweet angel
so help me Jesus

43. can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
I didn't mean to call you that

44. Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
one and one make two, two and one make three
it was destiny

45. It feels like somethins heatin up
Can I leave witchu?
I don't know what I'm thinkn bout
Really leavin witchu

46. Little Jackie Paper
Loved that rascal Puff

47. And the sign said long haired freaky people
need not apply, so I tucked my hair up under my hat
and went in to ask them why

48. feelings
whoa oh oh feelings
boy I'm feeling really helpless

49. But after awhile I caught on
I mean I saw what they were hiring

50. I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

51. I met her on a Monday and my heart stood still

52. I can't sleep at night, I toss and turn
Listenin for the telephone
But when I get your call I'm all choked up
Can't believe you called my home

53. So no one told you life was going to be this way
Your job's a joke
You're broke
Your love life's DOA

54. I see you through the smoky air
Can't you feel the weight of my stare?

55. I do like it a lot
When you're showin some of what you got
You'll be lookin all nice and cute
The way ya'll kickin them dazzey dukes

56. I can't pretend that you're only my friend when you're holding my body tight

57. But I don't sweat it
It's just pathetic to let it
Get me involved in that he said she said crap

58. cuz everyone here is wondering what it's like to be with somebody else
and everyone here's to blame
and everyone here gets caught up in the pleasure or the pain

59. Sail on silver girl
Sail on by

60. I just found me a brand new box of matches
and what he knows you ain't had time to learn

61. Honey ain't nobody gonna be standing there with no
scholarship to life

62. I need your arms around me I need to feel your touch
I need your understanding I need your love so much
You tell me that you love me so you tell me that you care
But when I need you baby you're never there

63. Baby I'm so into you
You got that somethin
what can i do

64. If I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like you

65. God is watching us from a distance

66. Carry on my wayward son
there'll be peace when you are done

67. Don't you remember you told me you love me, baby?

68. I shivered as I watched a roach crawl across
the toe of my high heeled shoe

69. They were building a new foundation in Manhattan
And they discovered a slave cemetery there

70. you wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

71. We all fall down like toy soldiers

72. you're a god, but I am not, and I just thought that you should know.

73. can you look out the window without your shadow getting in the way

74. Take me to a zoo that's got chimpanzes

75. I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
It's just a lie you've got to rise above

76. I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I set you apart

77. She said we got 100 gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine

78. Well, you're where you should be all the time
and when you're not you're with
some underworld spy
or the wife of a close friend
wife of a close friend

79. reception's jumpin
bass is pumpin
look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin

80. if she wanna be a freak an sell it on the weekend
it's none o your business

81. red gold and green

82. I finally found the love of a lifetime
A love to last my whole life through

83. Don't be coy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it

84. I'm not in love, so don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through
And just because I call you up
Don't get me wrong; don't think you've got it made

85. I bet she'd never want a back street guy
I bet her momma never told her why
That's why I'm gonna try for an uptown girl

86.My gift is my song and this one's for you

87. so stop tryin to be loud as me cuz you can't do that

88. who's that whispering in the trees?
it's two sailors and they're on leave
pipes and chains and swinging hands
who's your daddy? yes I am.

89. Just like the
old man in
that book by Nabokov

90. she's only seventeen
daddy says she's too young
but she's old enough for me

91. Are you somewhere feeling lonely
or is someone loving you
tell me how to win your heart
for I haven't got a clue

92. I'm not gonna spend my life being a color

93. She can kill with a smile
she can wound with her eyes
she can ruin your faith with her casual lies

94. knockin me out with those American thighs

95. Being good isn't always easy, no matter how hard I try

96. When he started sweet talking to me, he'd come
and tell me everything is alright
He'd kiss and tell me everything is alright
Can I get away again tonight?

97. so take it off like you're home alone, you know
dance in front the mirror while you're on the phone

98. I know the neighborhood
and talk is cheaper when the story is good
and the tales grow taller on down the line

99. someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye

100. I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the ho

101. tearing up my heart and soul
we're apart I feel it too
and no matter what I do I feel the pain
with or without you

102. And I wonder, Who's gonna be president?
Tweedle Dumb or Tweedle Dumber
And who's gonna have the big blockbuster box office this summer?

103. knight in shining armor i will be your fairy tale
i wanna take care of you girl

104. I'll stirfry you in my wok

105. Cold it's snowing and the wind is blowing

106. you've got to give a little
take a little
and let your poor heart break a little

107. you've got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and how
see all you gotta do it rub that lamp

108. do you love me? will you love me forever? do you
need me? will you never leave me? will you make
me so happy for the rest of my life? will you
take me away? will you make me your wife?

109. I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly

110. a little bit of Monica in my life

111. like Kurasawa I make mad films
'kay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai

112. how 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?

113. Dizzy
I'm so dizzy my head is spinning

114. This is just a little Peyton Place
And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

115. this is my heart bleeding before you
this is me down on my knees

116. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
then they're no friends of mine

117. we always hang in a buffalo stance
we do the dive every time we dance
i'll give you love baby not romance
i'll make you move nothing left to chance
so don't you get fresh with me

118. Do I have to tell the story
of a thousand rainy days since we first met
It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

119. spitting in a wishing well
blown to hell CRASH
i'm your last splash

120. With music by our side
To break the color lines
Lets work together
To improve our way of life.

121. you put yours and I put mine
and we can dip down low and roll and grind

122. Just speak to my ex-fiance

123. ooh you get me ready in your 56 Chevy
why don't we go sit down in the shade
take shelter on the front porch
the dandelion sun scorching
like a glass of cold lemonade

124. There's nothing ordinary in the living of each day
There's a special part everyone of us can play

125. like any uncharted territory I must seem greatly intriguing

126. Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a muddy old river or a
reclining Buddha

127. like a clown I put on a show
the pain is real even if nobody knows
and i'm dying inside
and nobody knows it but me

128. It's not a habit
It's cool
I feel alive

129. and even though I know how very far apart we are
it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

130. it's a spell
hell
makes me want to shoop shoop shoop

131. even if the pope says he likes you too
I don't give a damn cuz you're a bugaboo

132. My hands are small I know
But they are not yours
They are my own

133. Here we are
face to face
a couple of silver spoons

134. as long as we've got each other
we've got the world spinning right in our hands
baby, you and me we gotta be
the luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin

135. we are the members of the all american league
we come from cities near and far
we have canadians, irish ones and swedes
we're all for one, we're one for all
we're all american

136. She calls me Goliath and I wear the David mask

137. And when the drummer starts beating that beat
he nails that beat with a syncopated rhythm
With a rat tat tat tat tat tat on the drums

138. But I am tempted to keep the car in drive
And leave it all behind

139. Word up

140. Hey Mr. DJ keep playin that song for me
Out on the floor in my arms she's gotta be

141. toss that ham in the fryin pan

142. By the time I grab my books
And I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the
bus fly by

143. It ain't the French Riviera
You know I'd rather stay home

144. well there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through
what would we do, baby, without us?
sha la la la

145. She's my favorite girl
Don't you know

146. you live with apes, man it's hard to be clean

147. Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,
carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman

148. Now remember, Aisha... only you can peep this

149. Can I have you nekkid by the end of this song?

150. you're the cure against my fear and my pain

151.They read you Cinderella
You hoped it would come true
That one day your prince charming would
come rescue you

152. dangerously close to one another

153. She said just be nice to the gentlemen,
Fancy, and they'll be nice to you.

154. I hate you, but I love you
I can't stop thinking of you
it's true.... I'm stuck on you

155. too dirrrty to clean my act up

156. It must be the heat or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas...

157. chocolate, bananas, doughnuts, and salami,
ain't gonna fit cuz you're full of baloney.

158. A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness.

159. It's the capital S oh yes so fresh N double
O P, D O double G Y, D O double G ya see.

160. if you know like I know, you don't
wanna step to this
it's the g-funk era funked out with a
gangsta twist
if you smoke like I smoke then you're
high like every day
and if yo ass is a busta, 2 1 3 we'll regulate

161. Dad said, Son you're fuckin high

162. and I'm calling buddy on the ouija board

163. slowly walking down the hall
faster than a cannonball

164. then one morning I woke up to see
all the pepperoni pizza was lookin at me
he said "why do you burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said "I've got the spatula, now do as you're told"

165. Anyone can make you sweat, but I can
keep you wet.

166. spends quality time with his kids when he can
secure in his manhood cuz he's a real man

167. In Birmingham they love the gov'nor.

168. make me walk make me talk do whatever
you please I can act like a star I can beg
on my knees

169. you're all i ever wanted (to talk to)*

170. I don't expect my love affairs to last
for long.

171. Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.

172. but she only comes when she's on top

173. it's strange what desire will make
foolish people do

174. i need that, ah, to get me off
sweatin' til my clothes come off

175. a baller, when times get hard need someone
to help me out
instead of a scrub like you who don't know
what a man's about

176. Your hips, those thighs
I love it when you thug me baby

177. they made up their mind and they started packing
they left before the sun came up that day
an exit to eternal summer slacking
but where were they going without ever
knowing the way?

178. On the bloody morning after...

179. and then the punches flew
and chairs were smashed in two
there was blood and a single gunshot
but just who shot who?

180. i'm not gonna lie
i'll not be a gentleman
behind the boathouse
i'll show you my dark secret

181. tin roof....rusted

182. what a cunning way to condescend
once my lover and now my friend

183. No my first name ain't baby, it's
Janet. Miss Jackson if you're nasty

184. There's no sex in your violence.

185. did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?

186. I'm into havin sex
I ain't into makin love

187. Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark
Underneath Cindy C's beauty mark
When it comes to the test well Tyra's the best
And Selma Hayek brings the rest

188. under the pale moon where I see a lot
of stars

189. I'm cold and I am shamed, bound and
broken on the floor

190. So don't forget what I told you
Don't come around
I got my own hell to pay

191. What's your definition of dirty baby?
What do you consider pornography?

192. woke up in new york city
in a funky cheap motel
she took my heart and she took my money
she must have slipped me a sleeping pill

193. other DJs say damn if rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram

194. I was every little hungry schoolgirl's
pride and joy, and I guess it was enough
for me

195. The phone rings in the middle of the
night, my daddy asks What you gonna do with
you life?

196. you call me on my carphone with that je
ne sais quoi you say you need a little of
my ooh la la

197. She said your pa's run off and I'm real
sick and the baby's gon starve to death.

198. two scoops of raisins in the sun

199. biddy biddy bop

200. get your nails done, get a pedicure,
get your hair did

201. Hey, ladies, have you ever had a man,
go away for business come back with a
tan? comes home late at night from
work- you cooked him dinner now you feel
like a jerk.

202. paranoia paranoia everybody's coming to
get me... just say you never met
me... I'm running underground with the
moles (digging holes)

203. that's when she told me a story about
free milk and a cow

204. are you more than hot for me, or am I a
page in your history..... book?

205. that's what happens when bodies start slappin'

206. but I thought that the old lady dropped it
into the ocean at the end

207. there's still a feeling of rejection when
someone says she prefers the company of
others to your exclusive company

208. I just drank a fifth of Kool Aid, dare me
to drive?

*I don't expect you to know 169. That's from my answering machine message my freshman year of college.