12.16.2004
i always get bloggy around christmas
I ran out of gas on the side of the road last night. Next to the mall. In Christmas traffic. There was a tow truck involved. It was embarrassing.
12.15.2004
another dose of reality
So we have all read about my now four month old reality t.v. addiction, but last night it got just a little bit worse. Having heard all of my friends talk about America's Next Top Model all season long, I was kicking myself for not having started watching from the beginning. I never got around to watching it, though, until Thomas brought to my attention last Saturday morning that the entire season would be airing later that day on VH-1. So I DVR'ed all eleven episodes that day for later viewing...
...which took place, in its entirety, last night after dinner. I was ready for bed by the time we started the 9th but after that I had to get through them all as a matter of principle. I'm totally up to speed for the finale tomorrow night and it only took me a few short hours to get there. I think I am going to do that with other tv shows - record an entire season and cut out weeks of suspense by just getting it all out of the way at once.
A side note: if somehow gay marriage became illegal, thus causing a slippery slope in which men and women can marry anything and everything, including inanimate objects, I will totally wed the television show Desperate Housewives. And when it happens, you better keep your hands off my show, bitches.
12.14.2004
im conversation with todd
ChickenBooo: and he fills it only halfway and before I even argue he is looking out the window at somebody coming in
Todd: Instead I pour the milk.
ChickenBooo: looking for the funnies
Todd: It was no one I had heard of.
ChickenBooo: her hair has gotten wet
Todd: She does not truly see me, she sees her own reflection.
ChickenBooo: I am dreaming of your voice
Todd: I am dreaming of Jeannie.
ChickenBooo: chickety china the chinese chicken
Todd: Like kurosawa I make mad films.
ChickenBooo: oh oh and your mary tyler moore
Todd: I don't care what they say about us anyways.
ChickenBooo: sometimes I give myself the creeps
Todd: I'm a weirdo.
ChickenBooo: soy un perdedor
Todd: Whoah.
ChickenBooo: the time was six o clock on the swatch watch no time to chill
Todd: I lickey boom boom down.
ChickenBooo: aisha aisha so glad to meet ya
Todd: You need to give it up, I've had about enough.
ChickenBooo: heartache to heartache we stand
Todd: I'm wanted (waaaaaanteeeed) dead or alive.
ChickenBooo: dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT
Todd: I got an appetite for sex cause me so horny.
ChickenBooo: what about your friends? will they stand their ground? will they let you down again?
Todd: I can't see me loving nobody but you for all my life.
ChickenBooo: don't go for second best, baby. put your love to the test
Todd: That's how we laugh the day away in the merry old land of Oz.
ChickenBooo: I'm one of the chosen few who went ahead and fell for you
Todd: Waited on a line of greens and blues.
ChickenBooo: I know there's pain. Why do you lock yourself up with these chains?
Todd: How many times to I have to try to tell you that I'm sorry for the things I've done?
ChickenBooo: do the Bartman
Todd: Heeeeeeeeeey Macarena!
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