3.23.2006
traditions
My friend David recently moved to Orlando from Kansas and in true just-moved-to-Orlando fashion, his boyfriend began "gainful" employment at Walt Disney World. This morning David asked me about Traditions, a course required for all new Disney hires. I shared the following thoughts:
David: heh, Ron gets to go through Traditions at Disney
ChickenBooo: of course
David: what is it about?
ChickenBooo: I hooked up with a fellow Buzz Lightyear after Traditions
ChickenBooo: who turned out to be a porn star, and I have a Falcon film clip of him taking a two-for-one special
ChickenBooo: You learn the history of Disney
ChickenBooo: tour the tunnels at MK
ChickenBooo: hear some Disney secrets
ChickenBooo: go home with a Buzz Lightyear
ChickenBooo: get your ID
ChickenBooo: implant the D-Chip
ChickenBooo: hold your eyes open with these metal clips and force you to watch Steamboat Willie for 36 hours straight
ChickenBooo: provide heavy sedatives, turn out the lights, and play soothing disney music while a pleasant voiceover repeats slogans like "have a Disney day!" and "isn't life magical?" and "Mickey is your new leader"
3.15.2006
pity
Do you watch television? If so, then you need to visit Television Without Pity to read recaps of some of your favorite shows. The site's authors write hilarious in-depth reviews of every little detail of most prime-time shows. Each one takes a good twenty minutes to read, but they are worth it!
Excerpt from the review of the season opener of America's Next Top Model:
Next are the virginal walkers, including "Dr. Yvonne," twenty-seven, of Surfside, Florida. Dr. Yvonne is, in fact, a doctor. She has a fierce walk, and also gives a fierce pap smear.She goes on to say:
He names Dr. Yvonne the winner. Yvonne says that she is going to bring everything to the table, including a pair of forceps.This might not be funny to you. But that just means you live a cold, humorless life.
3.06.2006
news
The good news: I squeezed myself into size 34 jeans today.
The bad news: My junk is in display for the entire world to see.
Update: As I folded my laundry yesterday, I realized that the jeans are actually a size 33.
3.04.2006
coldplay
Wow. I have no recollection of sending this picture to my blog, but judging from the bright lights and the time stamp I'm going to assume that I took at the Coldplay / Fiona Apple concert on Saturday night. I had many drinks... they allowed double fisting!
