5.28.2006
putt putt hiss
Britt, Stephen and I played 18 holes today. Of mini golf. This little guy lives in hole #8.5.24.2006
a moment of silence
Chicken Boo? What's the matter with you?
You don't look like the other chickens do.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys
But you're not a man - you're a Chicken Boo.
Godspeed, my brother.
5.13.2006
see!?
5.11.2006
american idol
Lost. Mojitos. America's Next Top Model. Karaoke. American Idol. The Amazing Race. I love Wednesdays!
I was wasted by 8:00. Unfortunately we didn't go to the bar until 10:30. Needless to say, American Idol inspired me to do some serious karaoke. I sang:
- Paula Abdul - Cold Hearted (killed)
- En Vogue - Free Your Mind (with a drag queen) (meh)
- C+C Music Factory - Things That Make You Go Hmm (killed)
5.09.2006
secret shame
I just cast 30+ votes for Katharine McPhee. Feel free to mock me.
5.02.2006
telephone
Todd and I had another instant message brainstorm today. In case you were ever wondering how to get from "The Rimbaldi Artifact" to "I lent a bear $10," I'll post the transcript.
Todd: The Rimbaldi Artifact
Josh: The Rosetta Stone
Todd: The Blarney Stone
Josh: The Barney Show
Todd: The Party Sto' (re)
Josh: McCarthy, Joe
Todd: Cartographers blow.
Josh: Bea Arth-ore
Todd: Shoes galore
Josh: Sousaphone
Todd: Seussical
Josh: Suze Orman
Todd: George Forman
Josh: Delorian
Todd: Stentorian
Josh: Portrait of Dorian
Todd: Pretentious Librarian
Josh: the tent is there again
Todd: Let's rent a pair of men
Josh: you spent the fare, then?
Todd: I lent a bear $10
Josh: Nancy Kerrigan
Todd: Louis Farrakhan
Josh: Jewish intercom
Todd: Two Decepticons
Josh: flu of avian
Todd: Otto Octavius
Josh: 456
If the "456" seems out of place, it's because I typed it in the wrong window. According to Todd, "the streak is broken." I ruin everything I touch!
