10.19.2006
sister humor 2006
You've heard how funny my sister is, right? She works for a criminal attorney in Illinois where she and her assistant Lucy keep occupied by pissing people off.
Anyhow, the phone rang yesterday and Lucy picked up, and a voice on the other end asked for Julie. Knowing there was no Julie at their office, Lucy still put the caller on hold and asked my sister what to do. So my sister picked the phone up and told the lady "Julie is pooping."
10.12.2006
pwned by youtube
I'm not a big fan of the customized myspace layout. People with personalized myspace layouts don't exercise judgment. If another wacky script fits in a white box somewhere in the page, the personalized layout people are going to utilize it at all costs. Readability? Seizure prevention? Things of the past! Totally not important in web design.
I found a simpler way to personalize my myspace page. Every Thursday night I team up with YouTube to bring my fans the Video of The Week!!!!! I've featured some Meatloaf, some Debbie Gibson, some Julie Brown. So tonight I decided to change things up a bit and give my fans a DUAL Video of The Week. That's right, two videos. My genius idea went like this:
The video in the first slot was going to be Dokken - In My Dreams. The second clip was going to be The Party - In My Dreams. Is that not brilliant? The same song - two vastly different mediums.
I easily found the Dokken version , but YouTube is running way short on videos by The Party. So is Google Video. What the F? Does The Party maintain a cutthroat legal defense team who works tirelessly to fend off copyright infringers?
I know there are so many other songs that were done and redone in the weirdest way possible, but nothing comes close to the juxtaposition of awesomeness inherent in these. Stupid YouTube.
