12.29.2006
bowl week
I'm sitting in O'Hare airport looking at various collegiate shirts of people whom I'm assuming are travelling to different bowl games around the country. I've seen Michigan, Wisconsin, Kansas, Penn State, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Iowa and Rutgers, to name a few. And I'm representin' with my Gators shirt. But one shirt I haven't seen is Illinois (despite the fact that I'm only about 100 miles from the school). Poor ole busted no bowl going Ron Zook era Illinois. There's always 2007.
12.23.2006
hang 10
This is indoor surfing. In the middle of the Florida Mall. I almost got a picture of a little girl wiping out, but it came out blurry. So I hope you enjoy this 0% body fat surfer showing off for you. Also, who came up with the idea of indoor surfing in a mall?12.20.2006
sylar!
I told you Heroes ripped all its material from other sources! That creepy S symbol appearing on all the heroes was lifted straight from a lighting store sign in Winter Park, Florida. In related news, I can't wait until January 22nd when the season continues.
12.09.2006
protest
This mother held up a sign about how we aren't holy enough while her son shouted at passers-by through his megaphone. I bet their dinner table conversations are real engaging.
12.08.2006
you had a bad day
Have you ever had one of those days where you wake up late, then you can't find your keys, then you knock a stack of papers over, then you step in the wastebasket and fall down, then the curtains catch on fire, then you make it out to your car to find a flat tire, and you change the tire but run out of gas on the way to work, then you make it to work 2 hours late to find a huge stack of papers with your mistakes circled by your boss, then you give him the corrections and he stands there and points out all of the new mistakes in the corrections, and then you realize when it's time to pay for lunch that you left your wallet at home, then your boss pops in your office to show you some more of your mistakes, then your officemate threatens to cut your foot off because you were tapping it very loudly, then more mistakes? I'm having one of those. I'm afraid to get in my car and drive home.
12.01.2006
d to the r to the u-g-p-r-o-b-lem
I appreciate a funny Heinz label as much as the next guy, but this one is way out there. La Lohan doesn't eat burgers. And that's a little too close for comfort to Fergalicious. Everything about this label is so wrong, but so right.sNOw
So I'm in Illinois for my grandmother's funeral, which was postponed today because we're all stuck in our homes due to the 12 inches of snow that fell last night. I broke my back and shoulders shoveling a driveway earlier. This is exactly why I moved to Florida.
