4.09.2007
choke fil a
I purchased a delicious Chik Fil A grilled chicken club sandwich on my drive home from work this evening. As I pulled out of the drive thru, my iPod treated me to a little "Take A Chance On Me," and of course I was obligated to sing along (between sandwich bites).
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line. Honey I'm still free. Take a ch... ch... choking... on a tiny piece of bacon!!
I was in full-on panic mode, because I was driving and choking. Finally I heaved, causing the bacon to soar up into my nasal cavity. I then took a drink of my lemonade, which turned out to be 95% pulp. Then resumed singing.
When you're all alone and the pretty b... belching lemonade pulp into the nasal cavity where just moments earlier the tiny piece of bacon rested!!!!
I thought I'd reached the end of the road. I can think of worse ways to go than eating Chik Fil A and singing ABBA, but thankfully today wasn't my time.
