3.18.2008
insignificant afternoon story
On a distant orbital of my circle of friends resides this guy I hate. I guess he's technically not in my circle of friends, but some of my closer friends like him for some mysterious reason.
Anyhow, he's terrible. And he has this terrible sister. I assume the entire family is terrible because although I have never met them, I don't believe a normal family envirmonment could produce such vile human beings. Seriously, this guy and his sister are anathema to me. The thought of their ugly faces makes my stomach turn.
So the awful sister works on another floor of my building. I was walking 30 feet behind her as we returned from our respective lunch breaks this afternoon when I realized we may have to share an elevator. Instead of risking such a terrible task on a full stomach, I hung back in the lobby and pretended to read the building's directory until I could no longer hear her crow-like voice telling some tale of awfulness to her coworker.
Because that's the grown-up way of doing things.
3.08.2008
best buy bathroom proposition
I generally keep my blog relatively friendly for people of all ages, but I need to share something dirty that happened to me today.
Patrick, Todd and I had just walked into Best Buy when I broke off to take a leak. While I was doing that, another gentleman stepped up to do the same at the urinal next to me.
He was taking forever to unbuckle his belt and standing back rather far, but I went about my business and finished up. So I was washing my hands, and he stepped away from the wall and faced me with his pants unzipped and a hand in his underwear. He was actively trying to get some Best Buy bathroom action out of me right then and there!
So I blushed, smiled and politely told him "that's nice, but my buddies are waiting outside for me."
"Can I get your number then? You're totally my type."
So I told him I have a boyfriend and he backed off, somewhat. I even nervously shook his free hand before I left the restroom, because you have to hand it to someone who will stand there with his pants down in the Best Buy bathroom without concern for who might walk in at any moment.
Anyhow, I don't necessarily have a boyfriend, but I have gone on enough dates with one guy that it would feel weird scoring some bathroom trade at this point. And I would have to move out of the state if I was convicted for lewd and lascivious behavior and forced to register on sex offender websites for going down on someone in a Best Buy bathroom.
So I'm pretty comfortable with my decision to leave. Even if it was some sort of twisted fantasy come true for a couple minutes this afternoon.
