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They say it with a big exclamation point as if to say "watch them celebrate this wondrous event!" Like I'm going to click the link expecting to see "we sent our photographers to check up on the happy couple as they celebrate their love by renewing their vows over Niagara Falls!"

But no... it's going to be spent in separate states, or in cold silence on opposite ends of that terrible couch, or in the hospital after one of their dogs tears one of the kids' ears off, or in the hospital after Jon stabs one of Kate's bodyguard's ears off. Either way it'll probably be spent in a hospital.

The headline should read "It's Jon & Kate's 10th Anniversary. :("

Stay classy, People Magazine.